America

America was once ruled by the state of Texas until an uprising began from the weeaboos because they learnt that the hentai stores are being removed from the U.S and then more people joined the uprising because they were done having to mate with family and then after the uprising was over, the non-weeaboos rounded up and started a weeaboo holocaust.

Leaders:

Economics advisior: Adolf Hitler

Counter-Terrorist Force: Osama Bin Laden

Secretary of State: Bill Clinton

Secretary of War: Tsun Tzu

Clone Machine Handler: Jared from Subway

President: Nicholas Cage

Vice President: Jim Carrey

Treasurer: Wilford Brimley

President of Texas: Inbred Jimmy

Secretary of Law: Joseph Stalin

Armies:

Seal Team 6 is a bunch of seals trained with combat

Matt Damon Marines are a bunch of Matt Damons

Navy are all the homosexual males in America put in the army

Supreme Army is only full of the best of the best and Aryans

Religions:

Required by laws, Aunt Jeminaism

The Cult of the Mighty Dildo

Allies:

Neu Osterreich

Russia

Germany

Morocco

Italy

Enemies:

The United Nations of Quebec

Cuckistan

POLAND!

Scottland

Texas

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